Posted 4 hours ago

hoiist:

HELLO NEW FOLLOWERS,
Welcome to my shitty sense of humour

Posted 5 hours ago

beeney:

This is the coolest thing ever

(Source: jonyorkblog)

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 6 hours ago

saracastically:

i’m so excited for hoenn round 2!!
commissions are open

Posted 6 hours ago

ihatecispeople:

hotdog-ouroboros:

ihatecispeople:

also apparently being agender means i cant wear clothes marketed to women or men. Mind telling me what im supposed to wear then?

image

perfect.

Posted 6 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago

tom-bakery:

what i love the most about classic doctor group shots is that they’re always this group of funny old men and then suddenly BAM PAUL MCGANN

i mean

image

one of those things is not like the others

Posted 7 hours ago

magesmagesmages:

project-blackbird:

Emily Vancamp as Sharon Carter in “Captain America: The Winter Soldier”

Here’s an example of what we call a “soft no”. Sharon turns down Steve’s offer in a way that’s meant not to insult him but never actually uses the word “no”.

Steve clearly gets the message, though, and importantly offers to leave her alone. Sharon’s comment afterwards gives him an opportunity to try again later, but he doesn’t press and respects her rejection of his company even though it’s probably hurt his feelings a bit.

Just in case you ever wonder “What would Captain America do?”; there you go.

HULLO CAPTAIN. This scene was so freaking adorable on all counts and the meta there is spot on.

(Source: reservoir-of-blood)

Posted 8 hours ago
Posted 8 hours ago

quixon:

thebigblackwolfe:

frantzfandom:

girilla-warfare:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

FUCK

Oh fuck you.

Smart people jokes be like

Posted 9 hours ago
Posted 10 hours ago

Moroccan sink.

(Source: psychedelicfoxes)

Posted 10 hours ago

http://awakeforyears.tumblr.com/post/93175297190/castithann-not-a-lot-of-people-are-falling-over

castithann:

Not a lot of people are falling over themselves to be friends with Thor. They want to meet him, sure, get a picture of him, but anything beyond that seems beyond the reach of most people. Maybe it’s that he simply comes off as so out of place in the normal world, with his booming…

Posted 11 hours ago

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

Posted 11 hours ago

deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me